piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i think i have herpe
just one?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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