Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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