It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
