u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
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