I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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