It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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