david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
im six kinds of drunk right now
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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