He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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