I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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