"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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