We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
