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I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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You say this every welcome week, bro.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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Drunk is not a location!
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
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