i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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