Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
