first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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