I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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