i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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