You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
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I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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