found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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