Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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