i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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