i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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