no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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