Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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