she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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