How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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