Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
birth control should be required to get into college
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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