I love black thongs
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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