i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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