i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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