Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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