Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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