is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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