i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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