This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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