Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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