Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!

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(567): View more from Ohio

you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?

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(256): View more from Alabama

I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.

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(917): View more from New York City

i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot

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(713): View more from Texas

I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.

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(845): View more from New York

I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts

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