i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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