69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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