They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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