My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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