The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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