Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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