Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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