Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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