More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Randomize