quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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