What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
