so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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