Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(914): View more from New York

This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.

(1-914): View more from New York

maybe it's her son

(914): View more from New York

thats not any better.

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(650): View more from California

I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.

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(858): View more from California

You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.

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