My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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