is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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