Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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