my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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