yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
this hospital has no fireball
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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