her vagina looked like bernie madoff
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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