saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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